Comic JK 924
When I Feel Like It
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Enter your thoughts on number 924 here. Please, no spamming, trolling, phreaking or talking like a politician. >I promise to do all these things you want that the current government hasn't done, and not do all these things you dislike that the current government is doing! >> Good luck with that for every single citizen. >>> Also he must promise to do it without raising taxes and letting the magical fairies provide money to implement all of the new policies. >>>> This already happened. It's called Ronald Reagan and debt-backed currency. >>>>> Where the "magical fairies" are the debt-enslaved children of baby boomers. >>>>>> *cough* chinamen >>>>>>> No - American debt belongs to Americans, not Chinese. >>>>>>>> No - it literally belongs to the Chinese. >>>>>>>>> Yes, American debt is owed to the Chinese. That means that Americans are the slaves of the Chinese - not the other way around. >>>>>>>>>> Well, 10% of the debt belongs to them anyway. >>>>>>>>>>> to whom? >>>>>>>>>>> (hint: use context clues) >>>>>>>>>>>When you owe a country a billion dollars, you are at their mercy. When you owe them a trillion dollars, they are at your mercy. Ha ha! So true! >>> Voting for the candidate with that message implies agreement with the "want" and "dislike" factors, so all he needs do is the opposite of everything being done. You can still tell voters that they can get as much as they want from your anus and it won't be a lie. > You are thinking of methane. >> And poop.