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Enter your thoughts on number 824 here. Please, no spamming, trolling, phreaking, or commenting on the spatial variation of someone's anus. Your anus is optimized for threats with low spatial variation. >Hey, none of that! My anus is someone's anus! >> Yo mamas spacial variation is so low, she has mass whether or not the higgs boson particle exists >>> doesn't the higgs bison have to do with the weak force rather than gravity? >>>> The Higgs Bison was driven to extinction by tigers. >>>>> What about gnu bison? >>>>> Actually it was muons However, as the comic suggests, skinny people are faster than fat people. Therefore, in a famine it is more likely skinny people will successfully hunt down the fat people to cannibalize than vice versa, so: Genetic pressure -> skinny >The skinny people can catch the fat ones, but they may be in trouble once they do. >>It's not as if during times of famine, entire societies turn to cannibalism... However, any resources (food, money) that would have enable someone to become fat in the first place become liabilities... Skinny people make quick thieves