(The title-text can be pretty cramped, too, but I'll try: So, there are three people in a plane: the Pope, former president George W. Bush, and the young pilot. High in the air, the engine coughs and dies. The pilot turns to the others and says, 'men, it looks like we only have two parachutes.' Quick as a wink, Bush grabs one and jumps out of the plane. The Pope and the pilot look at each other. The Pope says 'my son, do you feel ready to die?' 'No need, father' the pilot says. 'Bush took my backpack.')